← TOM GAMESA VERY QUESTIONABLE NAVAL ADVENTURE

CAPTAIN TOM PEARL PRESENTS

SHIT SEAS.

Tiny raft. Massive problems.
Absolutely no clean shots.

TOM GAMES

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Last shot + result · with sound and tompearl.com watermark
Shot controls & how to play

Move the mouse to aim. The red dots show your direction and power. Left-click the sea to fire. Shots never damage your allies. On mobile, drag to aim, then tap FIRE.

Make DVD Snatchers and Anti-Shit Inspectors gag with Tom’s caca! Shit Cocktails splash, Porn DVDs ricochet, and Tom’s original Pacman gag plays when either crew is hit. ← → power · ↑ ↓ angle · 1–5 ammo · Space fire.