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The male model wears size M. He is 190 cm (6'3") tall with a 96 cm chest. Sizes may vary up to 2" (5 cm). For an oversized look, size up.

• 🌀Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• 🌬️Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• ♨️Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• 💨Use a garment steamer to remove wrinkles — safe on the print and gentler than ironing.
• 🚫Do not dry clean.